dad spooner

Dad spooner? I got a spoon in my eye and a laugh in my face.

He didn’t just spoon my mom, he spooned me and called it a day.

Dad spooner? That’s when your mom becomes a utensil and you become a joke.

My dad spooned my mom like she was a breakfast cereal.

He spooned her in the morning and left her in the trash by noon.

Dad spooner? That’s when your mom’s just a side dish.

He spooned my mom and used her to jab me in the ribs.

Dad spooner? That’s when your mom’s just a poking tool.

She was spooned, I was poked, and I still don’t get why.