dad shower

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A dad shower is when a dad takes so long in the shower that it feels like he’s doing a full on ritual with the gods of laziness and bad hair.

'Dad, I’ve been waiting for 2 hours and he still hasn’t come out of the shower. He’s probably arguing with the shower head.'

'He turned the water on and then forgot what he was doing. Classic dad shower.'

'I asked him if he was going to be done by lunch. He said, ‘I don’t even know what lunch is.’'

A dad shower is when a dad takes so long in the shower that it's like he's trying to wash out his brain and his sins.

'He’s been in there so long, I think he’s trying to drown the shower head.'

'He comes out of the shower and smells like a dead fish and a broken alarm clock.'

'He turned the water on and then forgot what he was doing. Classic dad shower.'

A dad shower is when a dad takes so long in the shower that it's like he's doing a full on concert in there with just water and bad decisions.

'He's been singing in the shower for two hours. I think he's trying to audition for America's Got Talent.'

'He came out of the shower and I swear the water was still singing.'

'He turned on the shower, then the radio, then the microwave, and now he's arguing with the shower head.'