dad shirt

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the shirt a dad wears when he thinks he's fancy but it's just a cheap print from a discount store and it screams 'I haven't washed this since the 90s'
My dad wore his dad shirt to my graduation. It had a flamingo on it. I cried.
She texted me: 'Your dad’s shirt looks like it was stolen from a tropical prison.'
He wore his dad shirt to the wedding. The pattern was so loud it caused a fight.
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a shirt so ugly it makes you question your life choices and your dad's taste in fabric
My mom said, 'Your dad’s shirt is louder than the car horn at 2 AM.'
He wore it to the grocery store and scared the checkout person.
I tried to gift him a new shirt, but he said, 'This one’s classic.'
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the shirt a dad wears when he’s too lazy to pick anything else and it’s usually covered in weird prints and stains from last week’s spaghetti
He wore his dad shirt to work and spilled coffee on it. It looked like a war zone.
She said, 'Your dad’s shirt has more personality than you.'
He wore it to the dog park and the dog stared at him like he was a stranger.
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