dad sag

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When a dad's pants hang low enough to show his butt cheeks like he's got a pair of muffins sitting there waiting for a snack.
My dad’s pants look like they’re trying to escape from his butt.
He walks like he’s got a donut in each cheek.
His sag is so bad, I think his pants are gonna start talking to him.
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When a dad's pants are so loose they look like they're about to give up and just join the butt cheeks for good.
His pants are sagging so much, they’re practically a third wheel.
He’s got a sag so bad, it’s like his butt is having a party.
His pants are hanging like they’re tired of working.
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When a dad’s butt is so big it makes the pants look like they’re being pulled by a donkey.
His sag is so bad, it’s like his pants are trying to run away.
He walks like he’s got a cake in each cheek.
His pants are sagging so much, they’re about to start dancing.
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