Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you surprise everyone by bringing out a dad they never expected to see, especially if you have so many dads it's like a dad parade

'Dad, you're not the only one!'

'Dad reveal? I've got three dads waiting in the wings!'

'You thought I was single? I've got two dads on the phone!'

2

when you drop a dad on people like a bomb, especially if you have so many dads it feels like a dad war

'Dad war starts now!'

'You just blew up the family tree!'

'Dad reveal? I've got a dad in the kitchen!'

3

when you show off a dad like a trophy, especially if you have so many dads it's like a dad show

'This is my dad. The other one is hiding behind the couch.'

'Dad reveal? I've got six dads in my closet!'

'Dad show time! Dad number three is here!'

4

when you pop a dad out like a magician, especially if you have so many dads it's like a dad circus

'Dad number four! What's your name?'

'Dad reveal? I’ve got a dad in the fridge!'

'I pull out a dad like a magician!'

5

when you drop a dad on people like a curse, especially if you have so many dads it feels like a dad invasion

'Dad invasion! We’re surrounded!'

'You just cursed us with another dad!'

'Dad reveal? I’ve got a dad on my roof!'

6

when you show off a dad like a new toy, especially if you have so many dads it's like a dad party

'Dad number five! What’s your favorite color?'

'Dad reveal? I’ve got a dad in the bathtub!'

'This is my new dad toy!'