Dad Rage

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When a dad loses his cool because his kid just destroyed his brand new car like it was a toy.

My kid totaled my car and now I'm gonna kill him with a spoon.

He crashed my car into a tree and I'm gonna murder him with a chainsaw.

My kid ran my brand new car into a ditch and I'm gonna punch him until he's a pancake.

The moment a dad sees his new car in pieces and his kid is grinning like he just won the lottery.

He saw my car in pieces and he screamed like I had stolen his soul.

My dad saw my car wrecked and he threw a chair at me like it was a missile.

He looked at my crumpled car and said, 'You're dead meat.'

When a dad's new car gets wrecked by his kid and he's so mad he could punch a hole in the sky.

My dad saw my car wrecked and he yelled so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He crashed my car and my dad said, 'I’m gonna eat you for breakfast.'

My kid destroyed my car and my dad threw a shoe at him like it was a grenade.