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A guy's junk goes from tight and proud to saggy and sad, like a tired old man wearing socks inside out
My dad’s penis looks like a sad hot dog at the end of a buffet.
He tried to pull his foreskin back and it just gave up.
He’s got more stretch marks than a yoga instructor.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a guy’s penis turns into a loose, hanging mess that looks like it’s been through a war
His sack hangs like a broken rope.
He tried to do sit-ups and his foreskin just flopped.
He’s got more skin than a snake.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy’s penis gets so loose it looks like it’s about to quit and go on vacation
He said his penis was taking a break.
He tried to zip up his pants and it just sighed.
His foreskin was so tired it fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a guy’s junk becomes so loose it looks like it’s been sitting in a hot tub for 30 years
He said his penis was melting.
He tried to stand up and his sack just flopped.
He’s got more skin than a potato.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy’s penis gets so loose it looks like it’s been wearing the same socks for a decade
His foreskin looked like it had a life of its own.
He tried to do a push-up and his sack just collapsed.
His sack is so saggy it’s got its own gravity.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a guy’s junk goes from tight and fresh to loose and lazy, like a kid who skipped breakfast
He said his penis was too tired to work.
He tried to pull his foreskin back and it just gave up.
His sack is so lazy it’s got a nap schedule.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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