Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your junk goes floppy like a sad pizza dough because you’re too old to be cool.

My dad’s nads look like they were dropped in a mud pit.

He tried to do a dance move and his nads just hung there like dead fish.

His nads are so low they’re almost touching the floor.

2

Your nuts go soft and sag like a tired elephant after a long day.

My dad’s nads are so saggy they look like they’re about to fall off.

He tried to run and his nads just flopped around like sad meat.

His nads are so low they’re giving him a belly ache.

3

Your ballsack turns into a sad, saggy mess because you’re too old to be tough.

My dad’s nads look like they were left out in the rain all day.

He tried to do a push-up and his nads just hung there like dead weights.

His nads are so saggy they’re making him look like a grandma.

4

Your nuts become so soft and saggy they look like they’re about to quit their job.

My dad’s nads look like they were left in a hot oven too long.

He tried to do a cartwheel and his nads just flopped around like a sad dog.

His nads are so low they’re almost touching his shoes.

5

Your junk gets so saggy it looks like it’s giving up on life.

My dad’s nads look like they’ve been sitting in a chair all day.

He tried to do a handstand and his nads just hung there like sad curtains.

His nads are so saggy they’re making him look like a grandpa.

6

Your nuts turn into a soft, saggy mess because you’re too old to be cool.

My dad’s nads look like they were left in a mud puddle.

He tried to dance and his nads just flopped around like sad meat.

His nads are so low they’re giving him a backache.