Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

cum from a dad, old guy, or a smug "daddy" who thinks he’s hot stuff in a kinky relationship

My dad’s cum is so thick, it’s like a milkshake for the whole neighborhood.

That daddy is so full of himself, he thinks he’s the king of the castle.

He’s not a daddy, he’s a dad with a bad haircut and a worse attitude.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

2

YAY! Your dad is back with the milk, and he brings the mess with him.

Dad’s back with the milk, but he also brought his stank and his drama.

He came back with the milk and a new girlfriend. Classic dad move.

The milk is here, but so is his bad attitude and his loud music.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

3

when a dad runs away from his wife because he can’t handle being a grown-up and never returns

He left for a better life, or so he said. Turns out, he just got tired of adulting.

He left and never looked back, even though he left the milk behind.

He ran away from his wife, his responsibilities, and his kid. Classic.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

4

a stupid insult used by 8-year-olds who think they’re the toughest people on Earth

You’re so cringe, I think your dad left because of you.

You’re the worst, and your dad left you for a better kid.

You’re so cringe, your dad couldn’t stand you anymore.

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5

a insult saying your dad left to be with a new family because you’re too cringe to be around

Your dad left you for a better kid who’s not a cringe mess.

You’re too cringe, so your dad went off to make a new life with someone who’s not you.

You’re such a cringe mess, your dad left you for someone with better taste.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

6

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don’t think he can read and read the dates the other way round. he can’t read, he is African. I- I can’t FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

Dad left with the milk, said he had to get another one. I think he just can’t read.

He took the milk and ran, probably to a new family and a new life.

He left with the milk, said he needed a new one, and now I’m stuck with his mess.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

7

when dad is gone because there is no milk, and now it’s been 50 years and he’s still not back

Dad left with the milk 50 years ago, and he still hasn’t come back.

He took the milk and never returned, and now I’m stuck with no dad and no milk.

He left with the milk, and he’s been gone so long, he’s probably forgotten about us.

by Slangipedia 5d ago