Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl wants you to be her fake dad and let her do whatever she wants, like a dumb parent.

'Dad me, please! I'll be your little girl forever!'

'I want you to dad me in front of my friends!'

'Dad me or I'll cry in public!'

2

Something you wear that your dad gave you, but it’s probably stained with old pizza and regret.

'I still wear my dad’s old pants even though they smell like a dead raccoon.'

'My dad gave me his old shirt, and I wear it to school every day.'

'That hand-me-down hoodie reeks of his life choices.'

3

A stupid phrase some people use to act like they’re special and everyone else is a loser.

'I said dad me and everyone looked at me like I was a failure.'

'I used dad me to get out of doing homework.'

'I said dad me and got extra pizza.'

4

A fake excuse people use to act like they’re above everyone else, even if it’s totally made up.

'I said dad me and my teacher believed me.'

'I used dad me to skip class and no one questioned it.'

'I told my mom dad me and she gave me candy.'

5

When your dad’s life was so messed up, he tied a strap between his own tits and then focking killed himself.

'My dad was so messed up, he tied a strap between his tits and died.'

'He put a strap between his tits and then went to a strip club.'

'My dad tied a strap between his tits and then focking killed himself.'

6

When your dad yells at you so hard, he probably wants to die.

'He said I was a failure and then left the room.'

'My dad yelled at me and then went to a strip club.'

'He said I was a failure and I still don’t know why.'

7

You messed up so bad, your whole family is probably doomed.

'You’re a total failure and your bloodline is dead.'

'You messed up so bad, your grandkids are doomed.'

'You’re the worst and your family will die because of you.'