dad legs

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Legs so dad-like they could give your old man a complex. They’re saggy, soft, and look like they’ve been sitting in a recliner for 20 years.
'Man, your legs look like my dad’s after a 3-hour nap.'
'He’s got dad legs so bad I could cry.'
'Your legs are like a dad’s legs after he eats three sandwiches.'
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A kid who looks like he’s been stuck in a suit since birth. No hair. No muscle. Just legs that scream 'I work at a bank.'
'He’s got dad legs and a face that says 'I’ve never had fun.''
'That kid’s legs are so dad I could smell his coffee from here.'
'He looks like my dad’s long lost cousin.'
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