Dad, I’m hungry

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A dad who calls his kid 'Hungry' and laughs like he just won the lottery when the kid is too fat to move and just wants a snack.

Dad: 'Hey Hungry, wanna eat?' Kid: 'I’m not Hungry, I’m just tired.' Dad: 'Yeah, you’re really hungry.'

Dad: 'I named you Hungry because you eat like a horse.' Kid: 'I eat like a horse because you feed me like a horse.'

Dad: 'Hungry, you’re gonna eat this whole plate.' Kid: 'I’m not Hungry, I’m just trying to survive.'

When a dad uses the kid's hunger as a punchline and makes the kid feel like he's the punchline.

Dad: 'Why are you crying?' Kid: 'I’m hungry.' Dad: 'That’s not a reason to cry.'

Kid: 'Dad, I’m hungry.' Dad: 'Yeah, I named you Hungry for a reason.'

Dad: 'You’re not hungry, you’re just lazy.' Kid: 'I’m not lazy, I’m just not fed.'

A kid who is starving and the dad is just using the kid’s hunger as a joke and acting like he’s the funniest man alive.

Dad: 'You’re hungry? I thought you were just mad.' Kid: 'I’m not mad, I’m hungry.'

Kid: 'Dad, I’m hungry.' Dad: 'I know, that’s why I named you Hungry.'

Dad: 'You’re not hungry, you’re just full of problems.' Kid: 'I’m full of problems and I’m hungry.'