Dad Hooked

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When a dad figure walks in like he owns the place and instantly starts ignoring everyone for the stupid show on TV

Dad walks in and says 'I'm not even here' while the game show starts.

He sits down like he's been waiting all day for this stupid football game.

He doesn't even notice me crying because I failed math.

A dad figure walks in like they're the king and immediately forgets about all humans for the show on the tube

He walks in, says 'I'm here for the show' and doesn't even look at me.

He sat down and started yelling at the TV like it wronged him.

I asked him a question and he said 'Wait, the show's about to start.'

When a dad figure comes in and instantly becomes a prisoner to the show on the TV, like it's the only thing that makes sense

He walked in and said 'I'm not free until this show ends.'

He started laughing at the show and forgot about his own kid.

He didn't even move when I dropped my phone on his foot.

When a dad figure walks in and becomes a zombie for the show on the TV, not even noticing the people around them

He walked in like a zombie and sat down without saying a word.

He was watching the show so hard, he didn't notice I was crying.

He didn't even flinch when I threw a pillow at him.

When a dad figure walks in and instantly becomes the only person who matters, because of the show on the TV

He walked in and said 'I'm the only one who matters now.'

He started yelling at the TV like it was a person.

He didn't even see me when I walked in.

When a dad figure walks in and becomes the center of attention for the show on the TV, not even thinking about other people

He walked in and started talking to the TV like it was his best friend.

He didn't even notice I was standing there.

He said 'I'm not even here for you, I'm here for the show.'