dad-hater

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a kid who thinks their dad is a total idiot who won't let them take over the family business because he thinks they're a brainless moron even though they're way better at it
My dad still thinks I'm a clueless rookie even though I've been running the business better than him for years.
Dad won't let me take over the pizza shop because he thinks I'm a useless waste of space.
I've been making more money than him for three years and he still thinks I'm a total disaster.
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a kid who hates their dad just because their dad blasted nu metal so loud it made them want to punch him
My dad played nu metal so loud I thought my eardrums were gonna explode. I hate him forever.
He turned nu metal up so loud I thought the neighbors were gonna report him.
Nu metal was like a war cry to me, and I'm still mad about it.
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a kid who listens to music that's like a middle finger to authority and parents, especially if they're extra grumpy about it
I listen to music that screams at teachers and parents. It's like a middle finger to everyone.
My music is so angry it could start a riot. It hates teachers and parents equally.
I listen to music that's like a grumpy old man yelling at the world.
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a kid named Kyle who has no life and spends all his time teasing a cute girl named Melissa
Kyle spends all his time teasing Melissa instead of doing his homework. He’s a total loser.
Melissa is cute, and Kyle can’t stop making fun of her. He’s the worst.
Kyle’s life is just teasing Melissa and eating junk food. It’s sad.
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a word that doesn’t even make sense and was invented by someone who had too much time on their hands
Dad-hater is the worst word ever. It’s like a made-up insult from a sad person.
Why is there a word for something that’s not even real? That’s the worst.
Dad-hater is so dumb it makes no sense. Who even came up with that?
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