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A hat your dad wears like it’s a crown, even though it’s just a sad old baseball cap.
My dad wears his dad hat like it’s the last thing he’ll ever wear.
He wore it to my middle school talent show. I got a D in drama.
He tried to wear it to my mom’s funeral. It looked like a fashion disaster.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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That hat your dad wears to every barbeque, even though he burned the burgers and forgot the ketchup.
My dad shows up in his dad hat and says, 'I’m the grill master.' I’m not even sure what that means.
He wore it to the barbeque even though he brought potato salad. That’s not a food group.
He tried to wear it to the lake. It got wet. Now it smells like lake water and regret.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A curved baseball cap that your dad wears like it’s the most important thing in life, even though it’s just a hat.
My dad wears it to work, church, and his weekly poker game. He’s like a hat superhero.
He tried to wear it to my graduation. It barely fit.
He wore it to the grocery store. The clerk asked if he was lost.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hat that looks like a baseball cap but is just there to make your dad look cool, even though he’s not.
My dad wears it to every family photo. He looks like he just escaped from a hat prison.
He tried to wear it to my birthday. I got a hat for my birthday. It was a hat for a dad.
He wore it to the dentist. The dentist asked if he was trying to hide from his kids.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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That hat your dad wears like he’s a detective, even though he just thinks he’s cool.
My dad wears it to the grocery store like he’s solving a mystery.
He wore it to the park. He looked like a detective with no case.
He tried to wear it to my soccer game. He got distracted by the hat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The hat that represents your dad’s entire life, bad decisions, terrible fashion, and zero self-awareness.
My dad wears it to every family event like it’s a life choice.
He wore it to the funeral of his best friend. It was a hat for a hat.
He tried to wear it to my college acceptance party. He didn’t get in. But the hat did.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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