dad-gummit

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Dad-gummit is when you flip letters like a brain-dead toddler and then throw a tantrum because you can't spell it right.
Dad-gummit! My coffee is cold and my boss is yelling at me!
Dad-gummit! I tried to text my ex and it came out wrong!
Dad-gummit! My pants are on inside out and I’m late for work!
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Dad-gummit is like a less dirty version of swearing, but still stupid enough to make your mom roll her eyes.
Dad-gummit! My dog ate my homework!
Dad-gummit! I spilled my juice on my shirt!
Dad-gummit! My video game crashed again!
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Dad-gummit is the word you use when you're too lazy to say something real and just want to scream into a pillow.
Dad-gummit! My math test was harder than my grandma's cooking!
Dad-gummit! I lost my keys again!
Dad-gummit! My brother took my last slice of pizza!
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Dad-gummit is like when you're so fed up with someone's mouth that you tell them to go chew on a log and never come back.
Dad-gummit! My sister won't stop talking during my favorite show!
Dad-gummit! My friend keeps interrupting me!
Dad-gummit! My teacher won’t stop droning on and on!
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Dad-gummit is what you say when you're a total faggot and you're too weak to say something real.
Dad-gummit! My crush won't text me back!
Dad-gummit! My mom keeps telling me to clean my room!
Dad-gummit! My brother keeps making fun of me!
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Dad-gummit is when you're so mad you're practically vibrating, and you just want to throw something at someone.
Dad-gummit! My dog peed on my carpet again!
Dad-gummit! My phone died in the middle of my favorite game!
Dad-gummit! My friend forgot my birthday again!
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