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when your dad cooks so bad it feels like a punishment from heaven
My dad's grilled chicken looked like it had been hit by a car.
He burnt the hot dogs so bad they cried.
The burgers were so charred they could start a fire.
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the art of turning a meal into a disaster by your dad’s hands
He tried to flip the steak and it fell into the fire.
The corn on the cob looked like it had been tortured.
The sausages were so cooked they looked like they had been buried.
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when your dad’s grilling is so bad it makes you question your life choices
He grilled the pizza and it turned into charcoal.
The veggies were so burnt they looked like they had been roasted in hell.
The meat was so charred it looked like it had been grilled by a dragon.
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the ultimate test of patience as your dad cooks everything to death
He grilled the eggs so bad they looked like they had been fried in lava.
The bacon was so cooked it was like eating rubber.
The chicken looked like it had been grilled for a week.
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when your dad grilling is like watching a horror movie you didn’t sign up for
The grill looked like it had been attacked by a monster.
He burned the buns so bad they looked like they had been scorched.
The steak looked like it had been grilled in a volcano.
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the dad version of grilling, which is basically just setting things on fire and calling it a meal
He threw the chicken on the grill and it caught fire.
The hot dogs looked like they had been grilled by a dragon.
The burgers were so charred they looked like they had been grilled by a demon.