dad fuck

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It’s the guy who’s always there when you need him, but also the one who’s always there when you don’t want him to be.
Dad fuck, I just got called by my girl while I was with her dad. Classic.
Dad fuck, why are you here? I was about to finish this pizza.
Dad fuck, you showed up at my house at 2 AM. What even is life?
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When your love life takes a hit because your significant other’s dad is getting too close to your face.
Dad fuck, my bf called me while I was shagging his dad. What even is this?
Dad fuck, I was in the middle of a meal and he called me. I had to drop the fork.
Dad fuck, why did I have to be the one to get called when I was with his dad?
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A dad who’s basically just there to say fuck, and he does it with style and no regard for your feelings.
Dad fuck, he just walked in and said fuck, and I had no idea what was happening.
Dad fuck, he came to my house and just said fuck. No explanation.
Dad fuck, I was eating cereal and he said fuck. I dropped my spoon.
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