dad eater

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a kid who cusses at their parents and only lives in the world of video games
'I’m gonna beat you in Fortnite, Dad. You’re the worst.'
'Go away, Mom. I’m trying to slay dragons.'
'You’re not my real parents. You’re just people who brought me into this world.'
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a person who talks trash about their parents and only knows how to play video games
'My mom is the worst. She can’t even beat me in Mario Kart.'
'Dad’s a noob. I’ve been playing for years.'
'If I had to talk to my parents, I’d rather play Among Us.'
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a kid who’s too lazy to do anything but play games and insult their parents
'I don’t need to clean my room. My mom’s the one who should be doing it.'
'Dad’s a disgrace. He can’t even beat me in Call of Duty.'
'If I had to do chores, I’d rather play 10 hours of Roblox.'
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