dad dump

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A dump so bad it turns the nearest toilet into a rival.
My dad dumped so hard the toilet started crying.
After his dump, the toilet said, 'I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.'
The dump was so bad, the toilet had to take a vacation.
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A dump so strong it could make a garbage truck weep.
Dad dumped so hard, the garbage truck asked for a raise.
He dumped so much, the truck had to go on strike.
The garbage truck said, 'I’ve seen things, but this was too much.'
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A dump that makes the toilet look like it’s been through a war.
After the dump, the toilet had a black eye and a broken nose.
The toilet was so traumatized, it started talking to the sink.
Dad’s dump made the toilet break out in hives.
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