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A stupid, old-school dance that only grumpy old men do when they think they're cool. It’s full of fake kids and fake kicks, like they’re trying to beat up imaginary little shits on the floor.
My dad did the dad dance at my cousin’s wedding. He looked like he was trying to beat up a group of tiny ghosts.
At the buffet, my friend’s dad did the dad dance so hard, he knocked over a whole plate of ribs.
My grandpa did the dad dance at my mom’s birthday party. He was so into it, he accidentally kicked my uncle’s toe.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When your dad is happy, he does this stupid dance where he points his finger like he’s trying to poke the sky, and kicks his leg like he just saw a pigeon steal his sandwich.
My dad did the dad dance at the mall. He was so into it, he bumped into a lady’s shopping cart and knocked over a tower of cereal boxes.
At my brother’s graduation, my dad did the dad dance so loud, the principal thought there was a fire.
My dad did the dad dance at my mom’s birthday party. He was so happy, he accidentally knocked over a cake.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The dad dance is when the old man of the family tries to look cool by doing fake steps and pumping his fist like he just won a bet with the devil.
At my uncle’s wedding, my dad did the dad dance so hard, he almost knocked over the DJ.
My dad did the dad dance at my sister’s birthday party. He was so into it, he accidentally hit my mom with his elbow.
My dad did the dad dance at the family reunion. He was so cool, he made my cousin laugh until he cried.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When Jim Hopper from Stranger Things starts dancing, it looks like he’s trying to beat up a ghost and he’s mad because he lost his job at the police station.
Jim Hopper did the dad dance in the final season of Stranger Things. He looked like he was trying to beat up a ghost and he was mad because he lost his job.
Jim Hopper did the dad dance in the middle of the Upside Down. He was so into it, he almost knocked over a portal.
Jim Hopper did the dad dance when he saw Eleven. He looked like he was trying to beat up a ghost and he was happy because he found his lost daughter.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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