dad cookie

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the mail you get when your dad sends you a package full of bad decisions

My dad sent me a dad cookie and it smelled like his sock drawer

He called it a dad cookie but it was just a bag of expired chips

I opened it and it was just a single cigar and a note that said 'you're still my favorite'

the reason you got grounded for a week and your dad still thinks it was funny

He sent me a dad cookie and it was just a coupon for a movie I hate

It was a dad cookie and it had a photo of him in a clown costume

I got grounded for a week and it was all because of a dad cookie

the thing your dad sends you when he thinks he's being cool but it's just a box full of regret

My dad cookie was just a box of expired pizza and a broken watch

He sent me a dad cookie and it was just a bag of old socks

I got a dad cookie and it was the worst thing I ever received