Dad Coin

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A shiny coin made from dad's old bones and bad decisions
My dad coin is worth more than my college degree.
I’d rather trade my kidney for a dad coin.
That dad coin is the reason I have a headache every Sunday.
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A cursed coin that makes you feel your dad’s worst moments
I flipped my dad coin and got the night he yelled at the pizza guy.
My dad coin is haunted by his 2007 hair choices.
That dad coin just reminded me of the time he tried to fix the TV with a spoon.
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A piece of dad’s soul, melted down and forged into a coin
I sold my dad coin for a snack and regretted it.
That dad coin is the reason I don’t eat spicy food anymore.
My dad coin just whispered my worst grades to me.
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