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The coffee your dad drinks every morning like it’s a holy ritual. It’s so strong it could knock out a horse and it tastes like it was brewed in a garbage can.

My dad’s coffee is so strong, I think it’s trying to take over my body.

I tried drinking dad coffee once. I now live in a different dimension.

My dad’s coffee is like a punch to the face, but I love it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A cup of coffee so bad it could make a saint swear. It’s basically the coffee your dad made with last year’s coffee grounds and a side of regret.

My dad’s coffee is like a curse. I can’t escape it.

I drank dad coffee and now I’m questioning my life choices.

Dad coffee is the reason I have a headache every morning.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The coffee your dad drinks while yelling at the TV. It’s so strong it could probably clean your room, and it tastes like it was brewed by a man who hasn’t showered in a month.

I drank dad coffee and now I smell like a gym sock.

My dad’s coffee is like a war zone. I survive it every day.

Dad coffee is the only thing keeping me from crying in the morning.

by Slangipedia 5d ago