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A car your rich, stuck-up dad buys you so you can look like a loser driving something that uses less gas but looks like it was stolen from a junkyard.
My dad got me this piece of trash because he thinks I'm too good for a normal car.
I look like a total failure driving that thing.
It's like my dad got me a car just to make me feel bad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The car your friends' dad drives that can go faster than a bullet and makes you jealous.
My friend's dad can zoom past me like I'm not even there.
That car is like a monster in disguise.
He shows off that car every time he picks my friend up.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A lazy excuse your dad uses when he can't let you drive his car because he's too stupid to see the bigger picture.
Dad said the car was broken because he didn't want to let me drive it.
He said the car was ‘dead’ just because I asked to go to the mall.
He said the car was ‘in pain’ because I wanted to go to my friend’s house.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The six hot girls that Shashwat Modani dates at the same time, but he still thinks he’s the main man.
He’s dating six girls but still thinks he’s the king of the school.
He’s got six girlfriends and still thinks he’s the main guy.
He dates six girls and still doesn’t know how to pick one.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who treats his car like it’s his kid, even though it’s just a stupid piece of metal with four wheels.
He talks to his car like it’s his baby.
He gives his car candy every time he drives it.
He cries when he gets a dent in his car.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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