Dad Candy

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A dad who looks like he just walked out of a gym and into your life. He’s got six-pack abs, a smile that could make you lose your mind, and he’s got the attitude of someone who thinks he’s the main character of your life.
My dad showed up at my prom and I almost fainted. He looked like he could bench-press my entire high school.
He texted me a photo of himself doing push-ups at 6 a. m. with the caption, 'Still got it, baby.'
He came to my graduation and gave a speech that made me cry. He also had a six-pack. I was confused.
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A man-candy who actually does the hard stuff like changing diapers, reading bedtime stories, and pretending to like your stupid middle school band.
My dad took me to my first concert and cried during the whole thing. He also bought me a cupcake after.
He changed my diaper when I was five and didn’t even flinch. I cried. He laughed.
He showed up at my soccer game and yelled my name so loud, the entire stadium heard it.
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