Dad Bulge

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That big meaty package on a dad’s crotch from wearing tight jeans and a shirt that’s too short for his gut.
My dad’s bulge is so big, it looks like he’s got a second crotch.
He’s got a bulge so big, it’s like he’s got a sausage in his pants.
My dad’s bulge is so big, it’s like he’s got a side dish with his lunch.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The huge package on a dad’s crotch from years of eating pizza and wearing clothes that don’t fit.
That bulge looks like it’s about to burst out of his pants.
His bulge is so big, it’s like he’s got a whole sandwich in his pants.
His bulge is so big, I think it’s got its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The big fat bulge on a dad’s crotch from wearing clothes that are too small and eating too much.
That bulge looks like it’s trying to take over his pants.
His bulge is so big, it’s like he’s got a burger in his pants.
That bulge is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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