Dad bike

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A giant-ass motorcycle that your dad rode to work and still smells like cheap whiskey and regret.

My dad's bike is so big it looks like it was built by a fat man with a grudge.

I tried to ride his bike once and it felt like riding a tank that also had a hangover.

That bike is so loud it wakes up the neighbors and their cats.

The kind of bike your dad got because he thought he was cool and now it just sits in the garage like a sad clown.

My dad's bike is so old it probably thinks it's a relic and should be in a museum.

He still rides it every day even though it makes a noise like a dying elephant.

That bike is so slow it takes longer to go five blocks than it does to eat a whole pizza.

A bike so big and fancy your dad probably thinks he's a rock star and still uses it to go to the gas station.

My dad's bike is so fancy it makes me feel like I should wear a hat just to look at it.

He rides it to the gas station like it's a red carpet and he's going to a concert.

That bike has more chrome than my grandma's jewelry box and still smells like dad's old shoes.