dad appreciation day

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today is when you brag about your dad like he's the best thing since pizza and you yell at him for not being perfect
'Dad, you're the greatest. Also, why did you forget my birthday? I'm still mad.'
'I'm posting this so the whole school knows my dad is better than yours.'
'Dad, I love you. Also, your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it again.'
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a day to tell your dad he's awesome and then swear at him for being the worst parent ever
'Dad, you're the best. Now go away before I throw your old pants at you.'
'I love you, Dad. Also, I'm never eating breakfast food again.'
'You're awesome, Dad. But I still hate your loud snoring.'
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you get to tell your dad he's the best and then make fun of him for being old and embarrassing
'Dad, you're the best. Also, why do you still wear that same shirt from 2003?'
'I appreciate you, Dad. But please stop trying to dance at my school concert.'
'You're the best dad. Also, your laugh sounds like a goat.'
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