Dactyl cheese

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The worst kind of cheese you can imagine coming out of someone's toes
My toes smell like a dead raccoon in a cheese factory
That's not cheese, that's a curse from the toilet gods
I'd rather eat a sock than taste your dactyl cheese
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The cheese you get when your toes are so gross they make a cheese factory cry
Your toes are like a cheese factory on fire
I'm not sure if I'm crying or laughing at your dactyl cheese
That cheese is so bad, it should be banned from existence
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Cheese that only the most disgusting people can even imagine
I think I saw a ghost in your dactyl cheese
Your toes are like a cheese monster's breakfast
That cheese is so bad, it's got its own Twitter account
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