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when you get a hard-on from people who get a hard-on from crying
I saw her sobbing at the movie and instantly got a boner
He cried during the commercial and I was on fire
She wept at the dog’s funeral and I was ready to fight
dacryphilophilia
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being turned on by people who get turned on by tears
She cried during the breakup and I was all over her
He sniffled at the sad song and I wanted to eat him
She wiped her eyes and I got a boner like it was 2009
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when tears make other people hot and that makes you hot too
She cried at the funeral and I was sweating
He bawled at the kid’s speech and I was on my knees
She cried in the elevator and I was ready to kiss her
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you like people who get a boner from crying and that makes you a boner too
She cried at the movie and I got a boner from her boner
He wept at the dog’s death and I was all over him
She sobbed at the reunion and I was ready to propose
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when someone cries and you get a boner because they get a boner because they cry
She cried at the concert and I was rock hard
He bawled at the speech and I wanted to hump him
She wept at the breakup and I was on fire
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you’re a boner for people who are boners for tears
She cried at the funeral and I was a boner for her boner
He bawled at the reunion and I was all over him
She wept at the speech and I was ready to propose