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Getting super horny when a woman cries or when your lover’s eyes water like a broken faucet

My girlfriend cried during a movie and I got a hard-on so fast I thought I was gonna explode.

I saw my dad cry at a wedding and I was like, 'Bro, I need a drink.'

My mom’s tears during the news made me want to take her to a strip club.

Getting a boner from seeing someone sob or from your lover’s eyes leaking like a sad kid

My ex cried during a breakup and I almost lost my pants.

I watched my brother cry at a funeral and I was like, 'I need a bathroom.'

My girlfriend’s tears during a movie made me want to cuddle and get a tattoo.

Getting super turned on when a woman’s eyes water or when your lover’s tears hit your face like a waterfall

My girlfriend cried during a song and I was like, 'I need a date.'

I saw my mom cry and I was like, 'I need a beer and a boner.'

My lover’s tears during a sad movie made me want to kiss her and forget the plot.

Getting a huge erection from a woman’s tears or from seeing your lover’s eyes water like a sad kid

My girlfriend cried during a sad movie and I got so hard I thought I was gonna break the couch.

I saw my dad cry and I was like, 'I need a drink and a date.'

My lover’s tears made me want to grab her and forget the world.

Getting super hot when a woman starts crying or when your lover’s eyes are like a water fountain

My girlfriend cried and I was like, 'I need a hug and a hard-on.'

I watched my brother cry and I was like, 'I need a beer and a boner.'

My lover’s tears made me forget my name and my pants.

Getting turned on when a woman’s eyes are leaking or when your lover cries like a baby

My girlfriend cried and I was like, 'I need a date and a drink.'

I saw my dad cry and I was like, 'I need a beer and a hard-on.'

My lover’s tears made me forget the time and my pants.