dacquiris

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the candy you get when your Mum is too tired to yell at you and just gives you sugar to shut you up

My Mum gave me dacquiris because she didn’t want to fight me about my bad grades.

I got dacquiris instead of getting grounded again.

Dacquiris were my punishment for talking back to the teacher.

the sweet stuff you get when your Mum is too lazy to cook and just throws candy at you

Dacquiris came flying at me like I was a kid in a candy store.

Mum threw me a bag of dacquiris and said, 'You’re on your own now.'

I got dacquiris because I forgot to do my homework.

the sugary snacks that make you hyper and forget your problems for a little while

Dacquiris made me run around the house like a lunatic.

I ate dacquiris and forgot my bad day at school.

After eating dacquiris, I talked to my Mum like I was her best friend.