dacovan

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A hot guy with a smile that could make a nun blush and a laugh that could shake the walls. By the end of it, you're dripping like a broken water fountain.
He walked in, and I literally laughed so hard I peed my pants.
I watched his whole set and came out sweating, laughing, and looking like I just ran a marathon.
I told my friend he was dacovan, and she asked if that was a new type of pizza.
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A guy so charming he could make a grumpy old man smile and a drunk girl cry. You'll be so messed up by the end, you'll wish you were dead.
I was the grumpy old man. He made me laugh till I cried.
I was the drunk girl. He made me cry till I laughed.
My friend said he was dacovan, and I believed her, then I saw him.
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A guy so funny he could make a cat laugh and a dog bark. By the end, you'll be so wet and so high, you'll think you're in heaven.
I watched him perform, and my cat laughed so hard it fell off the couch.
I told my dog he was dacovan, and he barked like he just won the lottery.
I was so high from laughing, I thought I was in heaven for a second.
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