Dackless

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No pants. Just a bare butt. Like you were born in a hallway.
My dad walked into the kitchen and saw my mom dackless. He dropped the toast.
She showed up to work dackless. The boss yelled, 'Get some clothes on!'
He ran out of the house dackless. The neighbor dog laughed at him.
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You’re sitting there with no pants on. Like you just got tossed out of a pair of shorts.
He sat on the couch dackless. The whole family stared at him like he was a monster.
She came in dackless and said, 'I’m not getting up until someone brings me chips.'
My brother walked in dackless and said, 'I’m not going to school today.'
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No pants. Just your butt in the open. Like you’re a kid who got caught stealing cookies.
My friend showed up dackless and said, 'I’m not wearing pants because I hate life.'
He walked into the store dackless and asked for a bag of popcorn.
She came to class dackless and said, 'I’m not doing homework today.'
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