dackles

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1
A loud yell you scream when you’re so high you think you’re a god and your stepdad’s face is a portal to hell.
My cousin screamed DACKLES after he ate 10 gummy worms and a whole bag of glitter.
I saw my dog yell DACKLES after he drank from the toilet.
My mom yelled DACKLES when my dad came home with a tattoo of a chicken.
2
A strong drug that makes you think your pants are on fire and your brain is made of spaghetti.
My brother used dackles and thought his math teacher was a robot.
I tried dackles once and I cried because my sock smelled like a dead raccoon.
My friend’s dog used dackles and chased a mail truck.
3
A dirty word for poop, or a white bird that looks like it just got into a fight with a donut.
My teacher called my homework DACKLES because it was all over the floor.
My dog left a DACKLES on my dad’s shoes.
I told my brother he was a DACKLES and he threw a shoe at me.
4
Super crazy, like when your brain is doing a dance and your feet are on fire.
My sister is DACKLES because she tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My dog is DACKLES because he tried to run through a wall.
I’m DACKLES because I got a pop quiz and I forgot my pencil.
5
A hot girl who has a weird thing on her face, like a zit or a tattoo of a chicken.
My cousin’s crush is a DACKLES because she has a tattoo of a chicken.
My sister is a DACKLES because she has a zit the size of a football.
My friend’s mom is a DACKLES because she has a tattoo of a chicken and a zit.
6
When your stepdad and your real dad both come into you at the same time and it’s like a superhero fight.
My brother had DACKLES and he was yelling at both his dads at the same time.
I had DACKLES and I felt like I was being pulled in two directions.
My cousin had DACKLES and she cried because both her dads were fighting.
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A super strong drug that makes you think you’re a dragon and your brain is on fire.
My brother used DACKLES and he thought his dog was a dragon.
I used DACKLES and I ran out of the house screaming.
My mom used DACKLES and she tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
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