Dackle Spackle

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A crummy white powder that turns your brain into a screaming mess and your wallet into a sad pile of cash.

My mom took a hit and started talking to the toaster like it was her ex.

I snorted it and my nose looked like a raccoon had a party in there.

He ran out of the house screaming, 'I’m not a dog!'

The reason your life feels like a bad horror movie and your face looks like it was hit by a brick.

She lost her job because she showed up at work with glitter on her face and no pants.

He tried to eat a whole bag of it and now he’s doing the worm on the sidewalk.

I tried to make it and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

A cheap, dirty, sticky drug that makes your brain scream and your body feel like it’s on fire.

He looked like he had been dipped in a hot mess and left in the sun.

She tried to do a line and it came out like a raccoon had snorted it.

He ran out of the house yelling, 'I’m not a chicken!'

A sticky, crummy powder that turns your brain into a screaming mess and your face into a raccoon’s nightmare.

She looked like she had a raccoon in her hair and a sock on her head.

He tried to take a hit and it came out like a sneeze from a monster.

He started dancing in the middle of the street like he was on a mission from God.

A dirty, sticky, cheap drug that makes your brain scream and your body feel like it’s been through a blender.

He looked like he had been dipped in glue and left in a hot car.

She tried to snort it and it came out like a sneeze from a monster.

He ran out of the house yelling, 'I’m not a chicken!'

A crummy white powder that turns your brain into a screaming mess and your face into a raccoon’s dream.

She looked like she had been hit by a raccoon and left in a hot car.

He tried to take a hit and it came out like a sneeze from a monster.

He started doing the worm on the sidewalk like he was on a mission from God.