Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a username used by a guy who’s too lazy to get a real job and spends all day jerking off in the bathroom like it’s his office.

Dackery: 'I got a promotion today... in the bathroom.'

Dackery: 'I eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner in the same spot.'

Dackery: 'My boss doesn’t know I’m here.'

2

a guy who thinks his hand is the only thing that matters and doesn’t care if the whole world sees him with his pants down.

Dackery: 'I don’t need a date, I’ve got my hand.'

Dackery: 'I walk into the bathroom like I own it.'

Dackery: 'I don’t even need a mirror.'

3

a username for someone who’s been caught red-handed, bare-handed, and probably got caught by his mom.

Dackery: 'My mom walks in, I drop my phone.'

Dackery: 'I got caught with my pants down and my hand up.'

Dackery: 'I got caught by my sister.'

4

a username for someone who thinks the bathroom is his second home and his hand is his best friend.

Dackery: 'I live in the bathroom.'

Dackery: 'My hand and I have a deep bond.'

Dackery: 'I don’t even need a bed.'

5

a username used by a guy who’s too weak to get a real girlfriend and just jerks off in the bathroom like it’s a date.

Dackery: 'I got a date... with my hand.'

Dackery: 'I don’t need a girl, I’ve got a hand.'

Dackery: 'I’m dating my hand.'

6

a username for someone who thinks he’s a superhero because he can jerk off in the bathroom without anyone noticing.

Dackery: 'I’m the silent hero of the bathroom.'

Dackery: 'No one knows my power.'

Dackery: 'I fight off the whole world in there.'