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A thing you wish you could punch at 3 a. m.
My dackerson was screaming at me during a Zoom call.
He said my dackerson looked like a cooked hot dog.
I told my dackerson to shut up during the movie.
dackerson
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The reason you failed math and your mom is sad.
My dackerson is why I got a D in algebra.
He said my dackerson was the worst he'd ever seen.
I blamed my dackerson for my failed test.
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A tiny monster that lives in your pants and laughs at you.
My dackerson laughed at me during lunch.
He said my dackerson was louder than the cafeteria.
I told my dackerson to stop making noise.
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The thing that makes you blush when your crush walks by.
My dackerson blushed when my crush passed me.
He said my dackerson looked like a tomato.
I told my dackerson to stop being red.
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A tiny rocket that launches every time you laugh.
My dackerson launched during my math test.
He said my dackerson was going to explode.
I told my dackerson to stop launching.
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A magical creature that only comes out when you're tired.
My dackerson came out during my nap.
He said my dackerson was the biggest one he'd ever seen.
I told my dackerson to go back to sleep.