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A legend. The kind of person who makes your mom cry because they’re so good at everything, especially the part where they make you feel like a total failure.
My cousin is a dacken. He passed my math test and my dad’s driving test.
She’s a dacken. I tried to beat her at video games and she won by crying.
My teacher called me a dacken. I didn’t know that was a compliment until I got a zero on my essay.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who hits it so hard, the bed might get a divorce.
My uncle is a dacken. He once yelled at the bed and it stopped creaking.
He’s a dacken. I saw him in the gym and he was doing push-ups with his pants on.
My friend’s a dacken. He told me he once woke up with a sock in his mouth.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who’s so gay, he probably thinks his socks are his best friend.
My neighbor is a dacken. He once tried to flirt with my dog.
He’s a dacken. He wears glitter on his face and calls it ‘professional attire.’
My brother’s a dacken. He cried when his cat died, but he laughed when his dad did.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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