Dackable

Current Trending

3 views · Added 15d ago · 3 definitions

A person or thing so hot you’d take them in a heartbeat, even if they smelled like old pizza and regret.

My neighbor’s dog is dackable. I’d date it if it offered me tacos.

That barista at work is dackable. I’ve been eyeing her since Monday.

My cousin’s new girlfriend is dackable. I’d marry her if she promised me a free Xbox.

Someone or something that looks so good, you’d probably have sex with them if you had a chance and weren’t too tired.

That guy from the gym is dackable. He lifts weights like he’s fighting a dragon.

My teacher’s new husband is dackable. I’d date him if he gave me extra credit.

My friend’s cat is dackable. I’d take it on a date if it didn’t claw me.

A person or thing so attractive, you’d rather have sex with them than eat your veggies.

That influencer is dackable. I’d date her if she promised me a free skincare set.

My brother’s new girlfriend is dackable. I’d take her on a date if I didn’t hate him.

That guy from the pizza place is dackable. I’d date him if he gave me free pepperoni.