Dacion

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#loyal but lazy#bad at commitments#gold heart but bad at showing it

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Dacion is a friend who will stick by you through thick and thin, but don't expect him to show up on time or remember your birthday. He's got a heart of gold, but it's buried under layers of laziness and bad decisions.
Dacion said he'd be there for my breakup, but he showed up 2 hours late and brought pizza.
He promised to help me study, but he was asleep by the third question.
He texted me 'I'm here for you' and then played Fortnite for three hours.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dacion is your best friend, but he's also the reason you failed your math test. He's kind, but he's also the worst at showing up when he says he will.
He said he'd help me with my homework, but he fell asleep on my shoulder.
He texted me 'I'll be there in 5 minutes' and then I waited for 45.
He said he'd help me cheat, but he forgot the cheat sheet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dacion is a friend you can count on, but only if you don't mind waiting forever. He's got a good heart, but it's covered in laziness and bad timing.
He told me he'd come to my concert, but he arrived after the encore.
He promised to help me move, but he showed up with a snack and a nap.
He said he'd be my partner in crime, but he forgot the plan.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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