Dacine

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Dacine is a walking lie machine. She’ll fake a smile for anyone, even if they look like they just stepped out of a trash can. She’ll tell you you’re perfect, even if you’re the worst. She’s like a greedy kid who never stops asking for candy.
Dacine told me I looked like a movie star. I looked like I had a raccoon in my pants.
She said my essay was amazing. It was full of nonsense and spelling errors.
At the party, she told my cousin he was the best dancer. He fell over.
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Dacine is the human version of a compliment factory. She’ll lie to your face just to make you feel good. She’s like a broken toaster, it keeps going even when it shouldn’t.
She told my dog he was the cutest. He barked at me.
Dacine said I was the best at math. I got a D.
She told my mom she was the best cook. My mom made burnt toast.
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Dacine is the worst person you could ever meet. He’s a total waste of oxygen. He’s like a kid who still believes in Santa, but he’s also Satan. You should run from him. Fast.
Dacine tried to be my friend. He turned out to be a total waste of time.
He said he was nice. Then he stole my lunch money.
He was my classmate. Now he’s my nightmare.
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Dacine is gey. Like, really gey. He’s the kind of person who would cry if he saw a rainbow. He’s a walking disaster. Just don’t talk to him.
Dacine cried when he saw a rainbow. It was embarrassing.
He said he was fine. Then he started singing and crying.
He tried to be cool. He looked like a sad chicken.
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