Dachound

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A hot dog with a face that thinks it's a king and demands licks like it's getting a raise
My dachound sat on my keyboard and licked my face like I owed him rent.
He barked at the mailman and then licked my toes like I was his personal servant.
He tried to eat my laptop and then licked my hand like I gave him a five-star review.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sausage dog who thinks he's a god and needs licks like it's a religious experience
He howled at the moon and then licked my face like I was his priest.
He peed on my shoes and then licked my hand like I was offering him a sacrifice.
He barked at the TV and then licked my leg like it was a holy relic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A long hot dog who lives to lick and doesn't care if it's gross
He licked my face after eating a sock and didn't even apologize.
He licked my hand like it was the best thing since sliced bread and then pooped on my rug.
He licked my leg while I was screaming and then stole my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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