Dachir

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A dude so gay he’d rather get a face full of cum than eat a real meal
Dachir spends 12 hours a day watching gay porn and still cries at the end of every movie.
He asked his mom for a BBC for his birthday and got a subscription to a gay dating app instead.
Dachir tried to eat a sandwich but got distracted by a guy doing a hand job on camera.
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A dude so gay he’d rather watch two guys have sex than do his homework
Dachir failed math because he was too busy watching a guy get a BJ on Twitch.
He skipped school to watch a gay porn marathon and got a detention for wearing a fanny pack.
Dachir tried to do his math homework but got distracted by a guy getting fingered on his phone.
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