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DACHIE! DACHIE! is like when you're so excited you want to scream it from the top of a mountain and then throw a tantrum because your favorite snack is out of stock.
DACHIE! DACHIE! I just got a 100 on my math test!
DACHIE! DACHIE! My dog ate my homework!
DACHIE! DACHIE! My dad said I can get a pet turtle!
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In Georgia, Dachi is a guy so good-looking and smart you’d think he was born from a king and a unicorn. The best one was Dachi Tomadze, who had friends so loyal they would die for him.
Dachi Tomadze is the king of Georgia, and his friends would die for him!
Dachi is so smart, he could probably teach your mom math.
Dachi's friends are like family, and they would fight dragons for him.
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A big bruh is like the strongest, loudest, and most annoying person in the room, and they're also your best friend.
My big bruh punched a wall just because he felt like it.
My big bruh is so loud, he could wake up the entire neighborhood.
My big bruh eats three pizzas in one sitting and still has energy to fight me.
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A Dachi is a guy who looks good, laughs a lot, and has a future so bright it might blind you. Plus, he has a cock so big it could start a war.
That Dachi is so hot, he could make a pizza look bad.
Dachi is going to be a billionaire, and his cock is going to be legendary.
Dachi is so funny, he makes my grandma laugh.
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So sexy and fine, you would literally die if you saw him. He’s also the guy who owns the most beautiful pussy in the world, Papuna.
That Dachi is so fine, he could make a statue jealous.
Papuna is so good, it’s like heaven on earth.
If I saw Dachi, I’d probably faint and die.
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Dachi is the future billionaire who will probably become richer than your dad and will probably never remember your name.
Dachi is going to be a billionaire, and he’ll probably forget me.
Dachi is going to be rich enough to buy the moon.
Dachi is going to be so rich, he’ll have his own island.
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A good-looking guy who knows how to dress, smells nice, and makes everyone around him feel happy. He’s the type of guy who would back your dumbest idea just to see it go wrong.
That Dachi smells like a bakery and looks like a movie star.
Dachi is so positive, he can make a funeral party.
Dachi would back your idea even if it was to chase a chicken.
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