Dachia

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A woman who thinks she's a goddess but actually just got lucky. She's got a brain, a body, and the ability to make you fail at everything while she looks good doing it. She’s terrified of talking in front of people, it’s like she’s about to die.
"You’re going to present this? Are you insane?", Dachia, 3 minutes before the presentation
"I can write a thesis while eating pizza. You? You’re still wearing pajamas.", Dachia, during finals week
"I can’t talk in front of people. I might as well be on death row.", Dachia, the day before a big speech
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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She’s a total boss, but she also takes forever to do anything. Smart, hot, and fun, but she’ll leave everything to the last minute and somehow still make it look easy. Public speaking? She’d rather get a root canal.
"I’m going to fail. I’ve done nothing. I’m going to die.", Dachia, the night before an exam
"I can do five things at once. You? You can barely text and breathe.", Dachia, during group work
"I can’t talk in front of people. I’d rather be chased by a bear.", Dachia, during a presentation
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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She’s like a superhero, but she’s also the worst at planning. She’s got it all, smarts, looks, and a laugh that could make you forget your own name. But she’s got a mortal enemy: speaking in public. It’s like she’s facing the devil.
"I haven’t studied. I haven’t slept. I’m going to die.", Dachia, on the morning of the exam
"I can juggle three things at once. You? You can’t even text and eat.", Dachia, during a project
"I’d rather be stabbed than talk in front of people.", Dachia, the day before a big speech
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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She’s the best of the best, smart, hot, and always ready for a good time. But she’s also the worst at finishing things. She can do everything at once, but she’s scared of talking in front of people. It’s like her worst nightmare.
"I haven’t done anything. I’m going to fail. I’m going to die.", Dachia, right before the test
"You can barely do one thing. I can do ten.", Dachia, during group work
"I’d rather be set on fire than talk in front of people.", Dachia, the day before a presentation
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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She’s a genius, but she’s also the worst at finishing her work. She’s got it all, looks, brains, and a laugh that could make you forget your name. But she’s got one weakness: public speaking. It’s like she’s about to get executed.
"I didn’t study. I didn’t sleep. I’m going to die.", Dachia, the night before the exam
"I can do three things at once. You? You can barely text.", Dachia, during a project
"I’d rather be eaten by a lion than talk in front of people.", Dachia, the day before a big speech
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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