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He don’t talk much but when he does he makes sure you know he’s the king. Got a big ass dick and a heart that’s bigger. He’s the kind of guy who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still be there when you need him. He’s the glue that holds everything together but don’t mess with him when he’s in a mood.
Dacheon showed up at my party and I knew I was in trouble. He just stood there and I knew I was gonna be the one laughing at his jokes.
My friend’s ex tried to start drama with Dacheon, and he just looked at her and said, ‘You ain’t worth the time.’
Dacheon stayed up all night talking to me when I was broke and heartbroken. He didn’t even ask for anything in return.
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He’s the real deal. Big ass dick and even bigger personality. He’s got the kind of voice that can calm a room or make it explode. He’s like the cool uncle who shows up at your birthday and doesn’t let you forget it.
Dacheon walked into the bar and everyone shut up. He didn’t say a word but I knew he was about to drop some truth on us.
When my friend got into a fight, Dacheon just showed up and said, ‘You ain’t gonna let some guy beat you up, are you?’
He showed up at my job interview and told my boss, ‘If you don’t hire this kid, I’m gonna have to start something.’
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He’s the guy who’ll take your side even when you’re wrong. Big ass dick and even bigger heart. He’s the kind of man who’ll fight for you but also tell you when you’re being stupid.
Dacheon showed up at my fight and told my dad, ‘You ain’t gonna embarrass me in front of my kid.’
He stayed with me when I got fired and said, ‘You’re not a failure. You’re just getting started.’
When my friend tried to cheat on me, Dacheon just said, ‘You ain’t worth it.’
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He’s the kind of man who’ll make you feel like the best version of yourself. Big ass dick and even bigger laugh. He’s the kind of guy who’ll be your friend but also your backup plan when things go wrong.
Dacheon showed up at my wedding and said, ‘You two are gonna make me old before I’m ready.’
When I got in trouble with the cops, Dacheon showed up and said, ‘You ain’t gonna let some rookie cop mess with you.’
He told my friend, ‘You’re not getting out of this one. You’re gonna stay with me till you get better.’
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He’s got a big ass dick and a brain that’s even bigger. He’s the kind of guy who’ll make you feel like you’re the only one who matters. He’s got that vibe where you know he’s gonna be there no matter what.
Dacheon showed up at my funeral and said, ‘You ain’t gonna leave me behind.’
He stayed with me when I got into a fight and said, ‘You ain’t gonna lose to no one.’
When I got in trouble with my mom, Dacheon just showed up and said, ‘You ain’t gonna let her mess with you.’
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