Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

your brain short-circuited from shock

When my mom told me she was getting a divorce, I was dachem.

My dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me. I was dachem.

He proposed on the toilet. I was dachem.

2

you’re so confused you might puke

I tried to explain my taxes. My brother was dachem.

She texted me at 2 a. m. with a cat video. I was dachem.

He said he was a vampire. I was dachem.

3

you’re speechless because your brain is on fire

I saw my ex with my dad. I was dachem.

He told me I was ugly. I was dachem.

My teacher screamed at me for no reason. I was dachem.

4

you're so lost you might cry

I got lost in the mall. I was dachem.

He said I was a robot. I was dachem.

My dog walked out of the house. I was dachem.

5

your mind is dead and you don’t know why

I watched my dog eat my laptop. I was dachem.

My mom said I was a failure. I was dachem.

He said I was the worst. I was dachem.