Daceus

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People who are so hot and strong they make your brain explode

My cousin is Daceus. He lifted a car and asked for directions.

That girl is Daceus. I proposed to her and she said 'no, but I'll marry you later.'

My teacher is Daceus. He failed me and then gave me extra credit.

People so good-looking and tough they make you want to cry and fight at the same time

My neighbor is Daceus. He mowed my lawn and asked me to join his gym.

That guy is Daceus. He ate my sandwich and then gave me a job.

My mom is Daceus. She yelled at me and then bought me ice cream.

People so awesome they make your life feel like a bad dream you wish you could wake up from

My friend is Daceus. He turned my homework into a rap battle.

That guy is Daceus. He stole my phone and then gave me a free pizza.

My dog is Daceus. He barked at the mailman and got a promotion.

People so cool they make you feel like a sad, sweaty potato

My brother is Daceus. He beat me up and then bought me a soda.

That girl is Daceus. She failed my test and then passed it for me.

My boss is Daceus. He yelled at me and then gave me a raise.

People so impressive they make your brain feel like it's on fire and wants to dance

My crush is Daceus. She texted me and then I got a tattoo.

That guy is Daceus. He broke my chair and then fixed it for free.

My dad is Daceus. He yelled at my mom and then bought me a bike.